I’m having a party
but it’s not any fun
Cause it’s a pity party
A party for one
Balloons are deflated
and all colored black
The streamers are gray
and confetti I lack
No champagne to sip upon
just a warm mug of beer
My tears they are falling
and my mascara it smears
The band plays sad music
for that’s the way it should be
so I can party all night
with poor pitiful me